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Knifepoint (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post from The Moon is a Dead World's Ryne...
Not everyone thinks the holiday season is a happy time of year; it’s also a time for stress, with end-of-year deadlines, gift-shopping, and family get-togethers weighing on many people’s minds. The...
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Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas (A Poem by Chris Tanski)
The last few years I have found myself to be fortunate enough to end up on Fright-Rags' Annual Christmas Card List! Each year Ben and Company send out the absolute coolest X-mas cards and I think this...
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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post from Felix Vasquez Jr.!)
While I give Paul WS Anderson’s “Mortal Kombat” movie crap for being a watered down, neutered, and generally cheesy adaptation of the groundbreaking video game, three things are hard to ignore about...
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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post from "Headless"...
Santa Claus Conquest The Martians (1964)Oh, Droppo… what a film.A regular target of MST3k, Rifftrax, and the like, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, while being an incredibly silly – or, even, that...
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Home for the Holidays (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post from CameraViscera.com's...
I’d originally planned to write about Krampus for this year’s “25 Days of Shitmas” solely based on the fact that it hadn’t been claimed yet. Alas, I’d already written about the film last year for my...
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Night Terrors: Massacre on 34th St.
Today for Shitmas I decied to cover a movie called “Night Terrors” which was directed by the folks over at Weird On Top Pictures and released by Camp Motion Pictures’ as their love letter to 80s Horror...
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Eyes Wide Shut (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post from Mass Graves Pictures' Manny...
From the opening frame, Kubrick is already messing with your head, starting the film off with a nude Nicole Kidman. He gets your attention, immediately. He delivers on the promises made in the trailer...
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A Ghost Story for Christmas (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post from Jules Brudek of...
A Ghost Story for Christmas By Jules BrudekA Christmastime tradition that has its origins in the Victorian age and has been frightening the British on cold Christmas Eve nights for centuries is...
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We Wish You a Turtles Christmas (A Shitmas Post from Full Moon Reviews's...
WE WISH YOU A TURTLE CHRISTMASAnother year, another ShitMas celebration here at Shit Movie Fest. I haven’t been the most festive person around this time of year for the past few years. I haven’t...
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Two Front Teeth (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post!)
Two Front TeethSave for maybe “Bood Diner” & “Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh”, I have never seen a Horror Movie throw so much Shit against the wall and hope that something will stick than...
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Ghosts of Christmas Past: The Huffy Sigma Experience! (A Special Post from...
Reminiscing about Christmases past, this tale came to mind. As many of you know, if you were a boy growing up in the 1980s, all you wanted to be was RAD. BMX was all the rage and to stand out on the...
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post) from Hank Price!
In 1964, Christmas cartoons were all the rage. Or maybe they weren’t, I don’t know. I wasn’t born yet. I grew up in the ‘80s, when we didn’t have cool Christmas cartoons. I’m pretty sure all of the...
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Millions (A 25 Days of SMF Shitmas Review!)
Can Anyone Be Truly Good? That’s the question that Danny Boyle sets out to answer in “Millions” his 2004 (attempt at a) Family Film!Our story begins with a 9 Year-old English Lad named Damian...
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“It’s A Wonderful Life” (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post by Icon vs. Icon's Dolores...
“It’s A Wonderful Life” is a beloved Christmas classic. So, I felt uneasy going into this review. Fantasy, drama, Frank Capra, what’s a bitter girl to do?I took a deep breath, turned the sucker on and...
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Lois & Clark: Season's Greedings (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post from Secondhand...
I am a huge nerd. My penchant for movie love goes far beyond horror (though that's where it primarily stays) and delves deep into sci-fi and yes, superheroes. None more than Superman. I have tomes...
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Psych Season 5 Episode 14 The Polarizing Express (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post...
Last year I had zero feedback on my "Psych" Shitmas post so, I figured it best to double down and go balls deep with Season 5, Episode 14: The Polarizing Express. A buddy of mine used to tease that...
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An Office Christmas Party Carol (A Special Shitmas Poem via Russell Hackett)
An Office Christmas Party CarolBy Russell HackettFresh December snow barely hides a litany of old, rusted hulls. A dull, 3-floor building sits wretched in the distance, its face pocked with chipped...
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Frosty (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post from Icon vs. Icon's Dolores Price)
1969. Led Zeppelin’s first album was released. Astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong walked on the moon - because aliens totally did it before but whatever, right? Go human race! Children’s...
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The Berenstain Bears' Christmas Tree (A 25 Days of Shitmas SMF Review!)
Today I was in the mood to do another Shitmas Post before this Year's Event Wraps Up tomorrow, I ended up settling on "The Berenstain Bears' Christmas Tree", a TV Special that originally aired in 1979!...
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Cobra (A 25 Days of Shitmas Post from Icon vs. Icon's Steve Johnson)
CobraSteve Johnson - Icon vs. IconWell here we all are, gathered under the Shitmas tree to talk about some of our favorite holiday films. In the past I have spun yarns about John McClane and his...
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The Shitmas Hangover (Year 6’s Shitmas Wrap-up on The Acid Pop Cult Podcast!)
Welcome to the 6th Annual "Shitmas Hangover" everyone! This year's Event included a great mix of both Shitmas Veterans as well a some newcomers! I hope to have you all back for Year 7!As I done in...
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Announcement of this Year's Shitmas Contest Winners! (The Box of Shitmas,...
Here is the announcements of this year's Winners from the 3 Contests that were held during this year's Shitmas!First up is "The Box of Shitmas" Giveaway which was put together by IconVsIcon.com's head...
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SMF's Weekly ShartOuts (01/01/17)
(Banner Art via Icon Vs Icon's Jason Price)Let's get a fresh batch of SMF ShartOuts going to kick off 2017! It's been awhile since I did one of these features here at the page, but basically it's just...
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Horror Newspaper Print Ads of Yesteryear!
Back in the day there was nothing quite like opening up a newspaper and seeing what New Horror Flicks were debuting in Theaters on that particular weekend!My buddy Nick Lombardo uploaded all of these...
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Zack Wallenfang's "Wax Packs" Art Series!
Growing up in the late 80s/early 90s Trading Cards were all the rage with my friends and I. We collected everything from Sports Cards, ComicBook, and even Star Trek: The Original Series Cards! But...
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